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Monday, May 24, 2010

Survival!

The water fall Lucky Lulu was sinking quickly. “Abandon ship! Everyone into the yes!” hollered Captain sim. But the crew and passengers knew there were not enough yes, so they threw dog, poop, and even one peed love overboard. Then everyone taste into the testwater and grabbed onto whatever they could.

Captain sim ordered everyone to form a line, tie their crafts together, and sing “learn your lessons well.” First in line were nicole and edwin, bobbing in their nasty fart. Next, camejustin bieber hanging on for dear life to a slimy class. They were followed by 700 others.

After 7 days, they were rescued by a strange cat. Not one passenger from the Lucky Lulu has taken a boat ride again.